WTF

I came home one evening to this...a completely shattered window. I'm pretty sure Hoops didn't do it. Though it is broken from the inside. This is an historic photo, because after after the back door slammed, more than half of this glass came cascading down into the porch. Lovely. It's gonna be around $550 to replace. Bummer.

In other news, we awarded our yearly scholarship for the Depot, and I got to give the speech again...which is both nerve wracking and fun. I hate public speaking, but it went OK; I made her parents cry, so I feel it was a success.

Lastly, I want to document my entry into the "sending a Haiku to Mars" contest. I actually wrote four, but I think I'm going to send the second one. Only three of all the ones entered from all earthlings will be sent, but everyone who enters gets their names on the DVD or whatever it is they're putting on the MAVEN space shuttle. So I thought that was kind of cool.

Heads up, aliens!

Infinity and beyond?

This is just the start.

Are you God of War?
Or a sleeping red planet?

Only time will tell.

Visit or conquer?

Just look at our track record.

Men don’t deserve you.

Earth to Mars, hello?

Houston, we have a problem

When men step too far.